2006-12-15 2:00 p.m.

A Klutz with Results

An email I recieved that I thought was kinda funny. NOT PC. Keep in mind I'm crazy too.

CHRISTMAS CAROLS FOR THE DISTURBED

Schizophrenia --- Do You Hear What I Hear?
Multiple Personality Disorder --- We Three Kings Disoriented Are
Dementia --- I Think I'll be Home for Christmas
Narcissistic --- Hark the Herald Angels Sing About Me
Manic --- Deck the Halls and Walls and House and Lawn and Streets and Stores and Office and Town and Cars and Buses and Trucks and Trees and.....
Paranoid --- Santa Claus is Coming to Town to Get Me
Borderline Personality Disorder --- Thoughts of Roasting on an Open Fire
Personality Disorder --- You Better Watch Out, I'm Gonna Cry, I'm Gonna Pout, Maybe I'll Tell You Why
Attention Deficit Disorder --- Silent night, Holy ....Oooh!.. Look at the froggie!....Can I have a chocolate?.....Why is France so far away?
Obsessive Compulsive Disorder --- Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells,Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle,Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells , Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells,

So guess what I did yesterday? It was another Homer moment for me. I'm getting real good that this klutz thing. I think I broke my toe. I jammed it into the stairs last night, in the dark.
I find those stairs in the dark all the time. I don't know how I could have done this. Stupid thing hurts too. Hurt when I did it and still hurts now. It's on my right foot too. The same foot I broke 2 years ago.
Ok, who has the vodoo doll? Put it down. Nah, I don't believe in those things. I'm just a klutz, just like I've always been. I just do more damage now. See I've improved.

Have a Good Weekend.

PS. Weird Story of the Day 7-legged deer killed in FdL County.

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