2006-10-27 7:46 p.m.
Scary Happenings
Silly Game for your amusement: Brussel Sprout Game.
Here's something else that I got via email that I thought was amusing:
Today's Words of Wisdom are by Rita Rudner:Before I met my husband, I'd never fallen in love. I'd stepped in it a few times.
I was a vegetarian until I started leaning toward the sunlight.
I wonder if other dogs think poodles are members of a weird religious cult.
Never play peekaboo with a child on a long plane trip. There's no end to the game. Finally I grabbed him by the bib and said, "Look, it's always gonna be me!"
Some women hold up dresses that are so ugly and they always say the same thing: 'This looks much better on.' On what? On fire?
Someday I want to be rich. Some people get so rich they lose all respect for humanity. That's how rich I want to be.
The word 'aerobics' came about when some gym instructors got together and said: If we're going to charge $20 an hour, we can't call it Jumping Up and Down.
To attract men, I wear a perfume called "New Car Interior."
We've begun to long for the pitter-patter of little feet - so we bought a dog. Well, it's cheaper, and you get more feet.
When I eventually met Mr. Right I had no idea that his first name was Always.
dd2 is sickie poo. She came home Tuesday with a fever and has been home ever since. The fever broke Thursday and I thought she's go to school today, but she said her throat was still sore. So off the doctor we went today and it was a big nothing. Yes she has a runny nose, yes she has a raw swollen throat, and yes she has something going on with her ears, but it's only a virus. You get nothing! (as in no medicine) I'm ok with that, I just wish I could make her feel better.
I tried to work from home yesterday, but I hardly got anything done. I went in for a half day today just so I would accomplish something. I'm glad I went in. I got a few things done and fixed up a bug that I totally misinterpreted at home.
So here's hoping I don't get sick for my cruise. I can't decide if dd2 has the same thing I had last week or not. dh has a sore throat now, he's just thrilled.
We may go to a Haunted House thing tomorrow. I'll keep you posted. Have a nice weekend.