2007-08-17 9:10 p.m.

Joke

A joke I received today:

After being married for 44 years, I took a careful look at my wife one day and said "Honey, 44 years ago we had a cheap apartment, a cheap car, slept on a sofa bed and watched a 10 inch black and white TV. Back then, I got to sleep with a hot 25 year old gal every night.

Now I have a $500,000.00 home, a $45,000.00 car, a nice big bed, and a plasma screen TV, but I'm sleeping with a 65 year old woman. It seems to me that you're not holding up your side of things."

My wife, being a very reasonable woman, told me to go out and find a hot 25 year old gal and she would make sure that I would once again be living in a cheap apartment, driving a cheap car, sleeping on a sofa bed and watching a 10 inch black and white TV.

Aren't older women great? They really know how to solve your mid or late-life crises.

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